Sunday, December 10, 2006

Chop, chop

A man is working in a timber yard. While he is using the electric saw, he accidentally cuts off his fingers. He races to the emergency room in the local hospital. The nurses rush him into see the doctor, who says "give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do".


The man replies "I haven't got the fingers".


"What do you mean? You don't have the fingers? We could have done micro-surgery and tried to put them back on. Why on earth didn't you bring the fingers?" exclaimed the doctor.


"I couldn't pick them up" the man replies

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