Happy meal

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a hamburger and french fries. A few seconds later, the waitress hands over the meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a dark curly hair in the hamburger. He screams to the waitress, "Waitress, there's a disgusting hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."