Thursday, November 30, 2006

Gas attack

A man walks into a Doctor's surgery.

"Doctor, I am suffering from these nasty but silent gas emissions. I can't stop myself. Last night I had at least twenty silent emissions. On the way to your surgery, I had at least half a dozen more. And while waiting outside in your waiting room I had at least four silent emissions. Since I entered your room, I've had another two".

The doctor replies "The first thing we need to do is check your hearing."

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