Thursday, November 30, 2006

You old dog....


Two dog owners are boasting about the relative merits of their dog. The first dog owner says "my dog is so clever. Each morning, he walks down to the newsagent, holding money in his mouth, buys my newspaper, walks back and brings it to me while I am having my breakfast." The second owner replies, "I know". "How do you know?" asks the first owner. The second owner replies "My dog told me".

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